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{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
{"slip": { "id": 91, "advice": "Drink a glass of water before meals."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
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