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{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the hungry clock?","punchline":"It went back four seconds.","id":63}
{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What is a witch's favorite subject in school?","punchline":"Spelling!","id":242}
{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}
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